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Her meatloaf, seriously?

I want to punch my fiance in the face right now, basically because he just asked me to make meatloaf for dinner one of these nights, and then proceeded to tell me he asked his ex how to make it & saved what she told him. I tell him that's not how I make … [Read More...]

WE GET IT, YOU HAVE A FUCKING BEARD….

I can't be the only person that's insanely annoyed by these "look at me I've got a beard" people. We get it dude. Get a personality so you don't have to use your facial hair as a crutch for a conversation starter or an identity. I would never be wanted … [Read More...]

Parkade “Liberator”

I work downtown, we have a parkade, at the parkade there is free parking after 4PM (You still need your parkade ticket to open the gate in order to drive out.) I arrive at work, and often will just follow the car in front of me out, since I don't have to pay … [Read More...]

Fuck Miley

Just for the record Miley... Nikki Minaj has a better ass than you so when she's twerking in her new Anaconda video it's a true to form turn on. Unlike your flat boney ass who just tries too got dayum hard. Get over yourself and smoke a big fat one. … [Read More...]

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